There is a sacred, unspoken contract at every dinner party: the host feeds you, and you pretend to enjoy it. You will not wince. You will not check the expiry date. You will not ask what the grey bits are. And you will stop at a drive-through on the way home.
Dr. Sigmund Period presents his confidential clinical profiles of the keyboard’s most troubled, most dramatic, and frankly most exhausting characters.
Two species. One house. Zero consensus on basically anything
A rigorous psychological study conducted using zero peer review, maximum confidence, and one very opinionated pomegranate.
For decades, humans have believed they own cars. This is adorable.
A society portrait of fifty-two of the most complicated, competitive, glamorous, troubled, and occasionally unhinged personalities in the history of the card table.
Human beings like to believe they choose alcoholic beverages based on flavor notes, body, finish, or “mouthfeel.” This is nonsense.
The Transylvania Police Department’s Incident Report and Investigation Summary.
Let’s start with the thing nobody wants to say out loud but everyone feels: spiders trigger an immediate, involuntary sense of disgust in most humans.
From The Journal of Applied Anxiety & Clinical Nomenclature · All phobias reserved.
