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Mostly deadpan observations about the absurdity in real things rendered in eyewitness reports from the field.
Civic and social absurdity getting the treatment it deserves—reported seriously, filed with a smirk. Normalized insanity and life’s frustrations dressed up as conspiracy.
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The Hall of Lame: 20 Speeding Excuses That Fooled Absolutely Nobody
No traffic laws were harmed in the making of this article · Several tickets were issued · Slow down, for goodness’ sake.
The Hall of Lame: 20 Speeding Excuses That Fooled Absolutely Nobody
No traffic laws were harmed in the making of this article · Several tickets were issued · Slow down, for goodness’ sake.
The Hall of Lame: 20 Speeding Excuses That Fooled Absolutely Nobody
No traffic laws were harmed in the making of this article · Several tickets were issued · Slow down, for goodness’ sake.
World’s Worst World Records — Nobody Wants These
An authoritative survey of humanity’s strangest achievements — and the perfectly rational people who want absolutely nothing to do with them.
The Great Blinker Blackout: Why Nobody Uses Their Turn Signal Anymore
No turn signals were used during the research of this article · Several lanes were cut off · You know who you are.
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