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The Worst Meals Ever Served at Someone Else’s Dinner Party
There is a sacred, unspoken contract at every dinner party: the host feeds you, and you pretend to enjoy it. You will not wince. You will not check the expiry date. You will not ask what the grey bits are. And you will stop at a drive-through on the way home.
The Worst Meals Ever Served at Someone Else’s Dinner Party
There is a sacred, unspoken contract at every dinner party: the host feeds you, and you pretend to enjoy it. You will not wince. You will not check the expiry date. You will not ask what the grey bits are. And you will stop at a drive-through on the way home.
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