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Departments of Dubious Inquiry

The Punctuation Couch: Dr. Sigmund Period’s Confidential Case Files
Dr. Sigmund Period presents his confidential clinical profiles of the keyboard’s most troubled, most dramatic, and frankly most exhausting characters.

The Roommate Files: Cats & Dogs Speak
Two species. One house. Zero consensus on basically anything

What Your Favorite Fruit Says About You
A rigorous psychological study conducted using zero peer review, maximum confidence, and one very opinionated pomegranate.

What Your Car Really Thinks About Your Driving
For decades, humans have believed they own cars. This is adorable.

The Grand Families of the Deck
A society portrait of fifty-two of the most complicated, competitive, glamorous, troubled, and occasionally unhinged personalities in the history of the card table.

What Your Drink Says About You
Human beings like to believe they choose alcoholic beverages based on flavor notes, body, finish, or “mouthfeel.” This is nonsense.

Dracula’s Dental Appointment
The Transylvania Police Department’s Incident Report and Investigation Summary.

Why Are Spiders So Icky?!
Let’s start with the thing nobody wants to say out loud but everyone feels: spiders trigger an immediate, involuntary sense of disgust in most humans.

The Undiscovered Phobias: A Clinical Compendium of What No One Knew They Were Afraid Of
From The Journal of Applied Anxiety & Clinical Nomenclature · All phobias reserved.

Skeleton Poetry Contest
No skeletons were harmed in the making of this blog. Several were mildly inconvenienced.